Cruse Wine Co. Ultramarine Sparkling Rose Sonoma Coast 2017

Impossible to get. But here it is. The wine. The myth. The legend. We were not able to taste this for obvious reasons, but we can only imagine what it tastes like. I like to envision it tasting like liquid 24 karat gold infused with some kind of euphoric drug like heroin. Perhaps after drinking it you will achieve some kind of superhuman strength that will allow you to run through walls and power-lift buses. It may also just taste like really, really good sparkling wine from Sonoma. Either way, you will have something few people in the world have, and that will feel really good.